The Big Bar Near the Village of Two (17pp, retail $8): After a series of inconvenient mishaps, King Torg (all hail King Torg!) is having a lousy birthday. To make him feel better, head out to the Big Bar near the Village of Two and and pick up a sixer. Fight spiders (ew), talk to bartenders (eh), and sing that one song (ah). You know the one.
Dungeonesque! (30pp, retail $8): Who resets the dungeons after those murderhobo adventurers wreck things? The answer is: you! Specifically, the Kobolds who live in The Caves. Torg sends you to perform some basic dungeon maintenance on loan to The Evil Arch-Wizard-For-Hire Tabriz. Includes Random Monster Poop Chart.
How to Kill Kobolds (29pp, retail $8): The king is hungry for barbecue. Get out there and find something greasy, salted, and fried before you end up in the deep fryer. Steal babies, slay chickens, bark loudly, and die horribly.
Kobolds' Adventures in Wonderville (34pp, retail $10): It's a mashup of Lewis Carroll, KAMB!, and a weird amount of Third Wave ska. Prepare to die in the paws of weird cats, get sued by the Jabberwocky, laugh at obvious drug jokes, and be shocked at how Victorians thought child neglect was funny.
Orange is the New Orange (24pp, retail $8): Sent to prison for very real offenses, you are tasked to break out the king's best cook, Chef Rye Ferry. Fight a lot of prison guards (and at least one celebrity chef), and answer the riddle about choosing between two doors, each guarded by a lying Kobold. Reform the criminal justice system from within, using your fists.
The Orangest Show on Earth (51pp, retail $8): Join us at Bark 'Em & Barelya Circus for a night of wonder and lights under the Big Top! See highwire acts, clowns, rides, fried food, more clowns, the Tunnel of Love, another clown, death-defying knife throwers and cannoneers, and – wow, there are a lot of clowns – starting to get worried about all the clowns.
Star Kobolds (60pp, retail $8): It is a period of uncivil war. The evil Chicken Empire is spreading across the galaxy. Some dirty scruffy, anti-fascist Kobolds managed to steal the secret recipe to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Egg, an armored space coop with enough power to destroy a planet. Pursued by the Chicken Empire's delicious-smelling agents,you must use the stolen recipe to restore the lunch order in the galaxy. Save lunch, use the Fork, and may the Fork be with you, always.
Torg-a-Pa-Looza! (45pp, retail $8): The king wants a party, a big one, like super-big. With no notice and less money, get out there and put together the best Torg-a-palooza anyone has ever seen! Better than all the ones that never happened before!
The Wonderful Wizard of Frogs (27pp, retail $8): Carried away by an alarmingly gentle tornado, you arrive mostly intact in the magical Land of Frogs. After some petty theft and a light manslaughter, you set off down the Orange Brick Road. Frolic in fields of old flora, deal with the Devil, and trade your useless limbs for other useless junk. Can the Wizard of Frogs send you home, or were your snacks here all along?
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