Re-cloned from March 2016, the original West End SF tabletop roleplaying game
TWO editions of the darkly satirical SFRPG plus the greatest adventures, 1984-89
Citizen! Your friend The Computer has authorized the re-cloning of our March 2016 PARANOIA Classic Bundle, a commendation-worthy revival featuring the First (1984) and Second (1987) Editions from West End Games of PARANOIA, the satirical science-fiction tabletop roleplaying game of a darkly humorous future. Previously available only in pirated versions of varying quality, these DRM-free, non-watermarked image scans, created for this offer's original run and approved by the game's original designers, are the books that made PARANOIA great.
This collection includes some of -- actually, most of -- the funniest writing in the history of roleplaying. For just US$17.95 you get all six titles in our RED-Clearance Collection (retail value $35) as DRM-free .PDF ebooks:
And if you pay more than the threshold price of $27.53, you'll rise in clearance and also get our entire ULTRAVIOLET-Clearance Collection with eight more titles worth an additional $45:
Learn more about our offers at our official blog, Beyond the Bundle.
PARANOIA TM & Copyright © 1984, 1987 Eric Goldberg & Greg Costikyan. All Rights Reserved. Allen Varney, Authorized User
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...for an almost treasonously low price! [Note: Not in fact treasonous.] Pay just $17.95 to earn RED Security Clearance and get our Starter Collection of six complete .PDFs, including the complete First Edition PARANOIA rules (1984), the First Edition GM Screen and adventure booklet, and three complete adventures. And if you pay more than this offer's current threshold price ($27.53), you'll rise in clearance and also receive all eight titles in our ULTRAVIOLET-Clearance Collection, with the 1987 Second Edition rulebook (and Compleat Troubleshooter bonus booklet), Acute PARANOIA, and lots more adventures.
Per advisories from Central Processing Unit, these DRM-free, non-watermarked image scans are authorized, designer-approved, entirely legal .PDF versions of these classic titles. You can move and copy them freely among all your tablets, laptops, and Personal Digital Companions. (Sorry, these books are not OCRed; the text cannot be copied and pasted.)
Here's what others have paid for our bundle
To keep the starting threshold price from rising too quickly, we calculated it based on 700 fake sales at $24.95 each.
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The tabletop roleplaying ebooks in this PARANOIA Classic Bundle offer retail for US$80.00. Choose a price you like, in US dollars (minimum $17.95). Make sure you choose an amount greater than $27.53 to RISE IN CLEARANCE and gain the bonus titles.
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